People, learn the etiquette, use it, use it daily.
1. If you’re slow, or fat, or slow AND fat, get the fuck out of the way. Walk to the side. There should be a fat/slow side of the pavement. With a non-velvet rope and bad lighting preferably. Will save on energy bills.
2. Don’t cut me off to then die in front of me. I’m still going to walk faster than you and that means I’ll just have to then walk around you and reclaim my original position. I walk fast. Very fast. Faster than you, you slow asswad.
3. Don’t veer off your path. You’ll cross into mine and we will collide. Or EVEN worse, I’ll have to slow down or stop. I don’t have time to stop for you, unimportant cretins!
4. This is America, we walk on the RIGHT! We drive on the RIGHT! Learn it, use it!
5. Let the people OFF the trains before you try to get on….you pushy pushy jerks! And you know what stations are worse than others…need I say more?
