October 2008
3 posts
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The Art of Walking
People, learn the etiquette, use it, use it daily. 1. If you’re slow, or fat, or slow AND fat, get the fuck out of the way.  Walk to the side.  There should be a fat/slow side of the pavement.  With a non-velvet rope and bad lighting preferably.  Will save on energy bills. 2. Don’t cut me off to then die in front of me.  I’m still going to walk faster than you and that means...
Oct 22nd
Oct 4th
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Recent Muggings - and they say the city is getting...
I’ll keep this one short…wtf is up with all these muggings, robberies, and jumpings…? Within the last month, three people I know, one being myself, have been mugged in and around Brooklyn & Manhattan.  The first, an East Village musician, was mugged and beaten up somewhere around 13th St and 1st ave.  A few weeks after this, I was jumped on my own doorstep for my iPhone,...
Oct 4th